When cleaning up your house for pusy…

So everyone works nightshift and I watch my neice at night. Roomate mike texts me “Dude clean the house like spotless, bringing a firend over.” Now maybe its me but that means hey Im bringing a chick over… You never clean the house spotless for a dude.. well unless you swing that way, I mean you never clean the house spotless for your freaken mom… So Im like ahh a chick, we exchaged a few texts he was being vague as usual…

So mind you its like 2am I spent 2 hours cleaning up nice like not half assing it, because Im there ike that for him…. He could use a girlfirend that doent suck. I took off that morning for something I come back that afternoon to this….

Thats right I washed dishes at 3am for a fucking cat.. If your gonna cat sit how hard is it to just say so? WHy lead on and I dont buy that Im not responable for what I didnt say crap either… If you know beter and dont clarify your still a lieing asshole…. Bastards… I dont clean spotless for pussy that has more than two legs… end of story….

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One Response to When cleaning up your house for pusy…

  1. Lynn says:

    I’m sorry but that is a really cute Pussy!!!! I would have cleaned the house for it!!LOL

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