So heres a thought. OomPaLoompas.. Remember those little green haired orange bastards from Charlie and the chocolate factory? Iv Decided I dont like them.
Whaaa? Midgets are the source of awesome right.. I shall explain..
They are a tight little group of people that all where the same funny uniforms and give unsolicited advice to people, while being self righteous about it. *the oompa loompa’s give me yet another disapproving look* When I stop and think about it they kinda remind me of someone else we all hate.
Its becoming painfully obvious to me that I was tricked by the weirdness that is choreographed midget dancing that I totally missed the condescension or just didn’t care. If the Jesus freaks showed up at my door step in funny (well, funnier) looking outfits and started choreographed dance singing I wonder if it would have the same effect? Maybe they should start recruiting little people for the task of “saving” us all. I wouldn’t feel bad chucking bricks at these guys but would feel awful if I took down one of those smug little oompa loompas. Maybe its a primal thing, little people remind us of children or sumthing? These are the things that make me stop and rethink my past decisions.