Author Archives: Mike

Why everything tast like chicken..

Ok so its old news… Scientists have proven the theory that chickens are in fact the descendent’s of dinosaurs. They fiddled around with the DNA and sure enough the made baby chicken embryos that grew cute little teeth, and promised … Continue reading

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Horny 16 and why I tolerate the fine arts. (^o_._o^) a post about Cats.

I had no interest, no real knowledge about it, in fact if a character feels the need to burst into song to get a point across Im quickly over it. Even most disney films ride the hell outta that nerve. … Continue reading

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OoMpa LooMpas, too smug to let live, too short to stone to death and not feel like a horrable person.

So heres a thought. OomPaLoompas.. Remember those little green haired orange bastards from Charlie and the chocolate factory? Iv Decided I dont like them. Whaaa? Midgets are the source of awesome right.. I shall explain.. They are a tight little … Continue reading

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Why everything tast like chicken..

Ok so its old news… Scientists have proven the theory that chickens are in fact the descendent’s of dinosaurs. They fiddled around with the DNA and sure enough the made baby chicken embryos that grew cute little teeth, and promised … Continue reading

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Madoff is awsome Because the greedy bastards deserved it.

This is Bernard Madoff He didn’t hold a gun to anyones head and say give me all your money, He didn’t kill anyone cause bodily harm to anyone (and if you kill yourself over money sounds like a personal issue) … Continue reading

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Ways to cheeryourself up #4 -take things out of context.

These dudes are doctors in the 1965 movie Akahige by Akiria Kurosawa. What did you think was going on pervert? Actually this movie is the shit… an epic 3hrs of some of the most awsome acting screen writing kungfu and cinimatography … Continue reading

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Nick Jr Sucks #2

Ok so we all need to admit there is a constant battle for control of kids minds. The religious nuts want them conditioned to know god early so latter in life they become christian, All the shows I watched as … Continue reading

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When cleaning up your house for pusy…

So everyone works nightshift and I watch my neice at night. Roomate mike texts me “Dude clean the house like spotless, bringing a firend over.” Now maybe its me but that means hey Im bringing a chick over… You never … Continue reading

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Ways to cheer yourself up #3 – Hairy Finger Puppets

So every now and then Ill pull a fuzz ball outta my hair.. I get these psudo dreads allright. And Im sitting talking to my sister and there is a pen on the table….. and walllllla! Mr Mushtashio! Its like … Continue reading

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Aquabats Supershow Cartoon!!!!

The best band ever! Has a cartoon show!!!!!! Iv been a loyal cadet of the aquabats for years… since way back in highschool and a fan of ska since before it was considered cool (lol) But this is the single … Continue reading

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