Category Archives: Comedy

Why everything tast like chicken..

Ok so its old news… Scientists have proven the theory that chickens are in fact the descendent’s of dinosaurs. They fiddled around with the DNA and sure enough the made baby chicken embryos that grew cute little teeth, and promised … Continue reading

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Horny 16 and why I tolerate the fine arts. (^o_._o^) a post about Cats.

I had no interest, no real knowledge about it, in fact if a character feels the need to burst into song to get a point across Im quickly over it. Even most disney films ride the hell outta that nerve. … Continue reading

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OoMpa LooMpas, too smug to let live, too short to stone to death and not feel like a horrable person.

So heres a thought. OomPaLoompas.. Remember those little green haired orange bastards from Charlie and the chocolate factory? Iv Decided I dont like them. Whaaa? Midgets are the source of awesome right.. I shall explain.. They are a tight little … Continue reading

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Why everything tast like chicken..

Ok so its old news… Scientists have proven the theory that chickens are in fact the descendent’s of dinosaurs. They fiddled around with the DNA and sure enough the made baby chicken embryos that grew cute little teeth, and promised … Continue reading

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When cleaning up your house for pusy…

So everyone works nightshift and I watch my neice at night. Roomate mike texts me “Dude clean the house like spotless, bringing a firend over.” Now maybe its me but that means hey Im bringing a chick over… You never … Continue reading

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Aquabats Supershow Cartoon!!!!

The best band ever! Has a cartoon show!!!!!! Iv been a loyal cadet of the aquabats for years… since way back in highschool and a fan of ska since before it was considered cool (lol) But this is the single … Continue reading

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Hello Kitty Poptarts, Never go the grocery store high.

So when Im around my firends that smoke herb a lot and have nothing pressing I need to do I end getting high and then forgeting Im high. Ill end up in place doing something and then it will hit … Continue reading

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