Category Archives: Mike Rants

Horny 16 and why I tolerate the fine arts. (^o_._o^) a post about Cats.

I had no interest, no real knowledge about it, in fact if a character feels the need to burst into song to get a point across Im quickly over it. Even most disney films ride the hell outta that nerve. … Continue reading

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OoMpa LooMpas, too smug to let live, too short to stone to death and not feel like a horrable person.

So heres a thought. OomPaLoompas.. Remember those little green haired orange bastards from Charlie and the chocolate factory? Iv Decided I dont like them. Whaaa? Midgets are the source of awesome right.. I shall explain.. They are a tight little … Continue reading

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Madoff is awsome Because the greedy bastards deserved it.

This is Bernard Madoff He didn’t hold a gun to anyones head and say give me all your money, He didn’t kill anyone cause bodily harm to anyone (and if you kill yourself over money sounds like a personal issue) … Continue reading

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Nick Jr Sucks #2

Ok so we all need to admit there is a constant battle for control of kids minds. The religious nuts want them conditioned to know god early so latter in life they become christian, All the shows I watched as … Continue reading

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When cleaning up your house for pusy…

So everyone works nightshift and I watch my neice at night. Roomate mike texts me “Dude clean the house like spotless, bringing a firend over.” Now maybe its me but that means hey Im bringing a chick over… You never … Continue reading

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Aquabats Supershow Cartoon!!!!

The best band ever! Has a cartoon show!!!!!! Iv been a loyal cadet of the aquabats for years… since way back in highschool and a fan of ska since before it was considered cool (lol) But this is the single … Continue reading

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White Horse Romance

I call it white horse romance. This archtype the knight in shineing armor that shows up with a bunch of roses and a pointy sword to slay the dragon. It allways has me calling bullshit. So I took that horse … Continue reading

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Samuri X-mas…

So were all sitting around this X-mas eve. these things happen… it started as a hat I folded out of some left over wrapping papper and evolved into the crazy samuri helmet you see now. Belive it or not Im … Continue reading

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Ways to cheer yourself up #1 Hula Girls

Tattoo ideas im not opposed too…

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Old People Ruin everything for me, and most younglings ride the crest of this falling culture. In short nothing good is on TV anymore.

Media written for the middle aged… Allright it was coming a long time from me… WHATS WITH THE OLD PEOPLE SHOWS? Nothing is new is just nostalgia reheated and served up to the middle aged midlife crisis guy. I guess the industry … Continue reading

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