Category Archives: Tv

Nick Jr Sucks #2

Ok so we all need to admit there is a constant battle for control of kids minds. The religious nuts want them conditioned to know god early so latter in life they become christian, All the shows I watched as … Continue reading

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Old Movies

If your ever in the mood for old foreign films try these out. Yojimbo and the sequel, Sanjuro. Think old school samurai western…

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Death Eaters Are From Krypton.

Im not a fan of Harry Potter, but lately I end up seeing the movies as they come out. Its great Potter and friends look like refugees for half the movie. As a dude not really for or against the … Continue reading

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Nothing.

The rudder rusted off this boat so very long ago, and I cant find in me to go outside and fix it in this storm. So Ill drift on and on away from everything Iv ever come to know, and … Continue reading

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“Proof” the internets are for porn..

WOW! The internets just got weirder firends. I “Borrow” lots and lots of pictures from google Image search it makes for better reading. I was thinking on car insurance mascots and figured Flo the Progressive chick should get it on with the Gecko … Continue reading

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Fights I would pay to see.

The Geico Gekko vs. The Allstate Man __________________________ Wonder Woman vs. Hillary Clinton _________________________   A cage match with the Pilsbury Doughboy vs. The Staypuff Marshmellow Man vs. The Michelin Man. _____________________ Mr Rogers vs. anybody Perferably a Midget.

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Why Tim Burton is an asshole or Batman wears blue not black…

When I was a kid this is the batman I remember. “Holy crap batman!” The old show that has the “WAM!” “Crash!” “POW!” comic book battles. Batman the detective, fighting evil. Then Tim Burton came along and did this….. Batman … Continue reading

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