Tag Archives: Relationships

Nothing.

The rudder rusted off this boat so very long ago, and I cant find in me to go outside and fix it in this storm. So Ill drift on and on away from everything Iv ever come to know, and … Continue reading

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New Holiday..

I was meditating! And it occurs to me that we celebrate a totally stupid organ.  Why is the heart the symbol of LOVE!?!?! Makes no sense at all. You go through life relationship to relationship, getting chunks ripped out of you, Toxins … Continue reading

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For Melissa.

  So What happens when you leave me in a room with a kitten, a webcam, a bananna, lonley at one in the morning? You wish you sicko.. THIS HAPPENS!!!!! I dint even know I had a web came on … Continue reading

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Gandhi, Flight Attendants, and the Welsh

Call me paranoid but I dont trust waitresses, flight attendants, and strippers. They smile and will even flirt sometimes. But like super models looking sexy on a photo shoot, you know they are thinking something like “Is that guy eating a … Continue reading

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Arguments with people.

I will sum up every fight and argument I have with most people….. I say Table.. They hear Table.. Im like whoa hold on here dudes I didnt mean it this way, then they go on to see what they want … Continue reading

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