Sunday Morning Cartoons, China enlists in the war against the Health Nazis. Breakfast is saved for the kids of the nation.

I whine alot about Cookie Crisp. Yeah the awsome cereal that looks like a bowl of cookies. They changed the recipe from when I was a kid so now you have a bowl of lame little flakes masquaradeing as cookies.(They killed my all time FAV cereal to further a healthy evil nazi agenda people) General Mills must have buckeled under the healthy nazi trend. Dont get me wrong I consume all kinds of healthy stuff out of habit, but when you ruin cereal for kids all across america one day one of us will grow up and kick your ass.

Off brand cereal has saved the day, the bag had a kangaroo on it (probley speaks chinese) Take all that is good about CoCo Puffs, and the good part of lucky Charms (the charms why they just dont sell boxes of marshmellows is beyond me.) And you get AWSOME (^_^)

Brings a tear to your eye huh? I can forgive china for the dogfood and the toothpast that killed all those costa ricans, and the drywall… Sunday mornings are just like the old days again.

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4 Responses to Sunday Morning Cartoons, China enlists in the war against the Health Nazis. Breakfast is saved for the kids of the nation.

  1. Char says:

    EWWW thoose marshmellos are gross!

    • Mike says:

      Oy of all the people….
      My stoner firends get it. This is about way more than cereal.

      • Char says:

        I get it, everything we do with food these days is fucked up, not just the stupid heath craze, but I just had to comment, all i tasted when I’d eat on of those marshmellows is the bitter food dye.

  2. Anonymous says:

    ceral…? lol -poke-

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